Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch - 3x2.5 inch
Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch Description:
Warning Retired Knows It All And Has Plenty Of Time To Tell You About It. A funny embroidered patch for all retired people. Measures 3.5x3 inches in size, you can have it ironed on to a shirt or sew it on to your leather. Features yellow and black warning striped borders for a cool finish.
My Dad was a biker in his younger days and says he loved to ride his motorcycle. However, when he met my mother and my older sister and I were born, he decided to give up his bike in order to settle down and buy himself a family car. But he never gave up on his dream of one day owning a bike again and taking to the roads.
My mother on the other hand never liked bikes and always felt that they were too dangerous and she hoped that one day my father would forget about wanting to get back out on the highway. And for a while he did. We grew up and moved out and had children of our own and he and my mother decided to spend most of their time traveling once my father had taken early retirement.
However my mother passed away a couple of years back at the still relatively young age of 60. My father was 58 at the time and was of course devastated as were we all. But over the last year he has become one of the grumpiest men around. And he also decided to put his dreams of owning a bike again into reality.
He arrived at my home on a big Harley fully clad in leathers and a shiny red helmet. It has got to have been one of the funniest images I have seen in a long time. But he doesn't care. And he has become prone to buying himself biker patches for his leathers that he wants me to sew on. One of the first ones he bought was the Biker Grandpa Patch which my little boy thinks is fantastic. He loves the motorcycle much to my husband's dismay and has ideas of getting one himself when he is older. Hopefully by the times he's old enough to drive one he'll have forgotten about it. I share my mother's view on them.
Anyway, I decided to buy my father another embroidered patch for his jacket which I sewed on for him the last time he left his jacket with me. The Warning Retired Knows It All Patch is perfect for him. It actually reads 'Warning, retired, knows it all and has plenty of time to tell you about it' and hopefully will serve as a warning to anyone stupid enough to get into any type of serious discussion with him. I feel it is only my duty to warn others before they get in too deep!
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
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Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch Description:
Warning Retired Knows It All And Has Plenty Of Time To Tell You About It. A funny embroidered patch for all retired people. Measures 3.5x3 inches in size, you can have it ironed on to a shirt or sew it on to your leather. Features yellow and black warning striped borders for a cool finish.
My Dad was a biker in his younger days and says he loved to ride his motorcycle. However, when he met my mother and my older sister and I were born, he decided to give up his bike in order to settle down and buy himself a family car. But he never gave up on his dream of one day owning a bike again and taking to the roads.
My mother on the other hand never liked bikes and always felt that they were too dangerous and she hoped that one day my father would forget about wanting to get back out on the highway. And for a while he did. We grew up and moved out and had children of our own and he and my mother decided to spend most of their time traveling once my father had taken early retirement.
However my mother passed away a couple of years back at the still relatively young age of 60. My father was 58 at the time and was of course devastated as were we all. But over the last year he has become one of the grumpiest men around. And he also decided to put his dreams of owning a bike again into reality.
He arrived at my home on a big Harley fully clad in leathers and a shiny red helmet. It has got to have been one of the funniest images I have seen in a long time. But he doesn't care. And he has become prone to buying himself biker patches for his leathers that he wants me to sew on. One of the first ones he bought was the Biker Grandpa Patch which my little boy thinks is fantastic. He loves the motorcycle much to my husband's dismay and has ideas of getting one himself when he is older. Hopefully by the times he's old enough to drive one he'll have forgotten about it. I share my mother's view on them.
Anyway, I decided to buy my father another embroidered patch for his jacket which I sewed on for him the last time he left his jacket with me. The Warning Retired Knows It All Patch is perfect for him. It actually reads 'Warning, retired, knows it all and has plenty of time to tell you about it' and hopefully will serve as a warning to anyone stupid enough to get into any type of serious discussion with him. I feel it is only my duty to warn others before they get in too deep!
Shipping
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 5 business day. |
Delivery & Returns
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
Why Buy From Us
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We Put Our Customers First to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
|
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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|
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Shoptimized is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
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